Ok this could either be a great post with lots of useful information or it could be a huge waste of bandwidth (damn I had to retype that word three times to spell it right).
I am always looking out for the little people. Not midgets, but the regular folks. Folks that can’t go out and buy a $79,000 car just cause their neighbor just got one and they have to “up” them. So on that message I have an idea for all future superheroes out there who need to be able to get from one place to another without having to be swamped with paparazzi and admiring fans.
Buy this car!
I hope you can see it
When I got stabbed, hospitalized and subsequently laid off, I took a job that was out of town. Being that I was going to be driving back and forth everyday and gas still wasn’t exactly cheap, I decided that I needed to get rid of my big gas hog F-150 and get something more economical. So off to my local CarMax I went. I popped in and said “I need something small and great on gas. Not good on gas, but GREAT on gas mileage”. So I walk in to the dealership and I see the car. I tell the salesman, “that’s the car I want, lets write it up”.
He does and I drive off in the car about 30 minutes later. (By the way if you have a CarMax near you, VISIT THEM. Best experience I have ever had buying a car, and I’ve bought over 20 of them in my short life). But I digress.
So forward to a little bit later I’m driving down the street and all of a sudden this A**hole just leaves his lane and pulls right into my lane. Luckily my superior driving skills allowed me to brake quickly enough to avoid an accident. I go about my life thinking it was just a fluke.
Later that week it happens again, another driver just pulls right in front of me and I almost T-bone him. I don’t get it. Then the following week it happens again and again and again. I was beginning to think that people were just out to get me. Well then I finally had it happen once more and I had enough. I stopped the woman who cut me off and said “hey, what’s up with cutting me off?” (Not exactly in that nice of terms, mind you). And she explained the problem… “I didn’t see you”.
Aparently my car to other people looks like this…
Now I never knew for under $20k you could buy a space age superhero vehicle. Now if I can just figure out how to get the damn thing to fly.
oh and here’s a pic for ya for listening to my bitching.
notice the dick